it's all in the family

Here is some advice... when splitting wood on a wood splitter....do not try to adjust the wood while it is bring split, lest you end up splitting your finger, passing out, getting eight stitches, a brace, 2 shots of novacaine, 3 x-rays, 16 pills of vicodin, and a nice trip to the ER.....Thank god for workmans comp...